Hieumor

Ever wonder how to make it across town in a matter of minutes and hit all the green lights and no traffic? Follow an ambulence. Seriously. Most major streets, even in a podunk town like Buttocks, have those siren-sensors on the traffic lights that make/keep a light green until the emergency vehicle passes. And, most people pull over and stop and don't venture to continue until well after the emergency lights are off in the distance. That leaves one with a clear road, green lights, and no Q-tips* in Caddy's to swerve around. :-D

Earlier this week, I saw one of those commercials where Walmart claims they lower prices everyday. Everyday! So I have to ask... Why isn't anything free yet? I have to give them credit though, hotwheels are now $0.75 instead of $0.99 - but that took 3 years. I'd like to see them down to $0.10 so I can continue my collection**.

This is the last week of school. And I'm oh, still about 4 major exams, 3 labs, and 5 homework sets behind schedule. No big deal, I'll get through. Much more exotic happenings have been pulled from this magic monkey's*** ass. I will pass. I will graduate in December. I will survive****.

Those of you who know me as a student know my particular disdain for a certain Professor. Yes, you, too know him well. Your ass has been handed to you by atleast one of his quizzes. Well my three year campaign to have him recognized for the professor that he is has finally come to fruition! I have won. This is a good year everybody. A good year.

My MP3 Player, the iRiver H120 died yesterday. Thankfully, while under it's one year warranty. My music is now all gone, BUT I will have a brand new player... in 3 weeks.. i have no patience for these things.

So what's new with you?

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* Q-Tips: old people with the big poofy hair, you've seen them
** I have this crazy collection of Ferrari and Porsche, take note, and my birthday is coming soon.. as always.
*** It's always about the Monkey. Monkey! Monkey!
**** Everybody sing with me now...

I do things when I'm bored like upload my friend's pictures for dictionary definitions for words like baller.

I love my friends. I love moments like today at 5pm when J calls me up..."The most beautiful purple Lotus just sped by at like 100 miles an hour! I had to share! And it was that pretty purple, too!"

J would also like to remind me and you about the 4 rules specifically rule #2 Men are Evil.

I'm taking a leave from existence. Please leave all packages/messages with the concierge.



*edited 4/25*
So I never did say why I wanted to disappear. Long story short: I was told by a guy that I was no longer attractive to him. This, AFTER he wakes up in my bed on a beautiful Saturday morning. And yes it did bother me that much. Yet another example of how everyday I wake up in Lubbock is a whole special little hell all it's own and I can't wait to leave.

I'm 3 weeks behind. Thanks to RSC scooping up my life. And by life I mean homework time + my health. I lost my voice even. So now that I'm better, after 3 weeks at the doctors, and two rounds of antibiotics, and 2 inhalers... I'm physically better, but I'm behind like a pot-smokin-pr0n-watching teenager livin on pizza and soda.

No worries, I'm catching up thanks to my new friend Chris O. whose demanding nature and gracious heart helped me get my jinormously expensive antibiotics that are finally makeing me better. Yeah, Chris O. is one of those guys that's just so hella cool. He's like me, but cooler, and with more toys. He sings to himself, eats well at good places, and thinks exactly like me - but more like a guy. And Kevin, the little butt, shoulda introduced us earlier... because I coulda used some of theGoodness earlier in my college career. *sigh*

The Ugly? Here's to 2 more weeks of trying to pass yet another semester. Damn it.

The word "holla". I hear it and I wonder... is this the anglo-ghetto-fied version of "hola"? I used to greet people with the "hola" and answer with the "bueno" or the "no bueno". That's when knowing Spanish was hella cool. What's "holla"? Is it "holler"? Why would you greet someone with "Please, yell loudly, anything that comes to your head as I wave at you"? Would you greet someone with "Fart!" I'm annoyed at this word.

The cable finally came back on, but only after I really needed it to be up and running. But of course. Dad always told me to beware the "Murphy's Law" inconveniences. I wonder if Murphy and Karma get together every once in a while to do fun stuff like, say, kill my cable when I'm downloading files I should have downloaded weeks ago and now I have to have them.

Eeh. And yes, I will write more about the adventures the past couple of weeks. They involve superHeros, hotties, a YellowMan and bad dreams, a Porsche, furry things, airplanes aka drinking straws with twin engines, and meds. And there are pictures posted on the pictures page. Go help thyselves. I go back to sleep.

So I figured out theLittleOne is a little over 3 weeks old... and he likes the warmth of the power supply. Cute huh?

I just hope he doesn't sit on it and decide to pee. What? It's a legitimate fear!

Someone posted that they rescued a kitty that was stuck in their apartment complex's laundry room. The mom being feral wouldn't go in when people were around and since the doors automatically close/lock, the kittens were pretty much abandoned. And the little guy needed a home. I couldn't say no. Though I wish I didn't say anything, my goodness the little guy could wail! After a bottle of warm kitty formula, there was peace and quiet for a few hours.

I couldn't help but to introduce him to the cool stuff around my apartment that he would most likely get into anyway - I'd just do it when he's tiny... and the mahem is a cuter and less distructive. And so here he is.. theLittleOne.